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What’s the Deal with Never Turning on Red?

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Seriously, what’s the idea behind this?

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“I’m just never going to turn right at a red light EVER. FUCK YOU FOR THINKING I WOULD.” What on gods green earth is that about? Do they want a trophy or something? Why would you cast such a wide net and force yourself into this catch-all where you never turn on red no matter what the circumstances are?

I hope a police car pulls up and engages in an active shootout with another car at the red light where this son of a bitch is sitting. 

I hope this guy finds one of those red lights like the ones in my home county where the sensor breaks and it doesn’t recognize that you are patiently waiting your turn to go. 

I hope this guy is sitting in the right turn lane at a red light on the way to the most of his important business meeting of his life and someone slams into the back of him while texting-and-driving.

In all honesty, I actually couldn’t care less if the car in front of me doesn’t turn on red. But if you have this stupid ‘pat myself on the back’ sticker AND you don’t turn on red? Yeah that’s nearly honk-worthy. Except it’s not because you should never honk at anyone ever, like I said in a previous blog.

As my good friend and TOTW12 Clay Travis would say….DBAP!

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