I’ve been meaning to do a brain dump of all the random photos in my phone for quite some time. Several times a week I’ll come across something blogworthy and take a picture, or jot down a note, or rip off a screenshot. It’s this dedication and effort that supplies me with the Tool of the Week candidate on most weeks. So as I’m currently sitting here attempting to watch the Packers vs. 49ers (I can’t get into it because like I previously said I’m not a 50+ year old man with a beer gut hiding in his garage because I hate my family) I just took the opportunity to swipe through some old screenshots in my photos app. And OH BOY.

I forgot about this absolute bomb of a tweet. Is this the greatest tweet of all time? Absolutely not. But will it cause you to involuntarily ball up your fist as you put it to your mouth and bite down on your knuckles? Absolutely. Let’s start with the context.

This story starts with Chrissy Teigen. I’m sure I’ve taken some shots at her in previous blogs on here. But I’m calling a 15 minute peace treaty on my end for the purposes of this blog. Unfortunately I must report that she had a miscarriage or stillbirth (not sure which one). But she lost her child. Totally sucks. Feel terrible for her. 

I happened to find this news out through some viral tweets of hers in the hospital (which I will be refraining from commenting on due to my peace treaty). And I couldn’t help myself but to check the replies. I know that’s totally dicked up on my part but I HAD to look. It’s like watching a car crash. Actually it’s more like reading the replies to a Trump tweet. I’m trying not to look but my thumb is accelerating towards the ‘view replies’ button before I can even process what’s happening.