It’s so confusing to watch videos of this guy. In the photos I can convince myself it’s photoshop, but when I see a video of him in motion it’s like I’m watching something out of a sci-fi film. How can someone be proportioned like that and be moving around so human-like? I actually had to hit up a friend of mine with a medical background (who’s also a former colleague, as well as a former roommate, as well as a friend) to ask him his opinion. After sharing some photos with my medical friend he informed me that this gentleman is obese and some surveillance of his coronary arteries would be highly recommended. 

I’ll never wrap my head around his upper body mass to lower body mass ratio. And that voice. When he started yelling at the end of the deadlift video it broke my brain. I had that guy penciled in for a gravelly deep voice from the moment I saw him. Instead, he started yelling and I thought my accountant barged into my house in his gym clothes, raising his voice bragging to me that he wasn’t his dressed in his usual business-casual self. “No suit dog! No belt, no nothing!”

I’m glad to see that he runs a group called “Strength Cartel.” Nothing drives instagram traffic quite like naming your lifting group after guys who cut other guys heads off for trying to sell drugs on the wrong street corner. What the heck even is Strength Cartel? Maybe he’s not alluding to drug trafficking, he’s actually admitting to it. Him and his buddies sling steroids through the streets, serving meatheads all across the SoCal area.

Also – have this guys feet ever seen the light of day? Every single picture of him in existence he is running the long shorts (usually jorts), high white socks, and nikes. He doesn’t leave home without it. I feel like he even showers in that shit. It’s just cemented onto his body from the waist down.