I feel kinda bad writing this blog. But I stumbled upon this guy on twitter somewhere and was fascinated at first glance by his picture / dumb reply and had to take a deeper look. I was originally gonna title this post “is this the biggest tool on twitter?” but then I thought about how this guy is a dime a dozen. I can pick out guys like this on the reg. Tool of the week lets do this.
Let me get out the checklist here….
- Bob Marley quote in header – CHECK
- Profile picture – At beach, ray bans, bro tank, red cup – CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK
- About me section featuring quotes about how you can choose your own success despite himself prob growing up on 3rd base with a finance dad who owns a NJ beach house – CHECK
- Pinned tweet making light of coronavirus – CHECK
- Charlie Kirk retweet – CHECK
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Calling ppl snowflakes despite the fact that if he saw this blog he would probably sue me – UNCONFIRMED BUT VERY LIKELY (I didn’t actually scroll down more than like two swipes on his profile but you’ll never convince me he hasn’t tweeted at someone calling them a snowflake)
That’s all I got. I almost doxxed this guy like 4 times by accident between the screenshots. I think we’re good now. Looking forward to finding more tools. Let’s make this a Sunday night tradition. Feel free to send me submissions!
PS – Any listeners of the podcast know that I have a special skill for picking out a tool and identifying the type of guy that will treat his S.O. like garbage from a mile away. That’s on record. I should really be charging to do this, but it takes so little effort I am willing to do it for free: If you are a young female in a new relationship with a guy and need an assessment on his faithfulness then shoot me a link to one of his social media profiles. I’ll have an answer back to you in five minutes and might save you from wasting years of your life. Anyway, all of that to say, my recommendation would be a “stay-away” on this guy.