Update: Despite a 5-1 week, temporary stadium personnel would not allow me into the Rainbow Warriors stadium. Turns out no one in Hawaii has heard of the $ix Rack. Whatever. I’ll be back.
Regardless, because of the vaca, this is your $ix Rack Vacation edition.
WEEK 8 RE$ULTS
1. Illinois vs PSU UNDER 46.5
🚨WINNER🚨
One day I’ll tell my grandchildren I watched Penn State lose in 9 OTs, but still easily cashed on the under.
2. Ohio State -19.5 (vs. Indiana)
🚨WINNER🚨
Another day at the office for the Buckeyes.
3. Middle Tenn State OVER 35.5 total team points vs UCONN
🚨WINNER🚨
ICYMI, UCONN is not very good.
4. NC State -2.5 (vs Miami FL)
LOSER
The one that cost us the perfect week. Ugh.
5. Packers -9.5 (vs. Washington Football Team)
🚨WINNER🚨
The Football Team has some serious issues. When does Fitzy come back to lead the playoff charge?
6. NY Jets UNDER 17 total team points
🚨WINNER🚨
Speaking of train wrecks.
Week 8 – 1:1 (+107)
- Washington -900 (vs Arizona) ✅
- LA-Lafayette -900 (vs Arkansas State) ✅
- SMU -600 (vs Tulane) ✅
- Packers -420 (vs Redskins) ✅
- Buccaneers -800 (vs Bears) ✅
🚨WINNER🚨
Could have been our fourth in a row. Instead it’s our first in four weeks.
Week 8 Long Shot Moneylines
Boston College +200 (vs. Louisville)
LOSER
LSU +310 (vs. Mississippi)
LOSER
Week 8 BONUS Long Shot Moneyline:
Oklahoma State +220 vs (Iowa State)
LOSER
I think I might have to stop doing these if I can’t hit 1 out of 3.
WEEK 9 WINNER$:
1. Oregon State -1.5 (vs. California)
I love the Beavers, now 5-2 ATS.
2. Boise State -2.5 (vs. Colorado State)
Forget the blue turf, the Broncos are 3-0 ATS on the road this year.
3. Coastal Carolina -18 (vs Troy)
Stop me if you’ve heard this before: the Chanticleers (5-2 ATS) beat the piss out of piss poor opponents. Coming off a loss, they’ll be looking to rub things in.
4. Stanford -2.5 (vs. Washington)
Huskies 1-6 ATS. Stanford is decent at times. This seems pretty straight forward.
5. Texas vs. Baylor OVER 61
The Longhorns have scored 32 in 5 of 7 games. The Bears are coming off 38- and 45-point efforts. This is gonna be a matchup of two Texas teams trying to convince everyone who’s got the bigger ding-a-ling. Do not think 80 points is out of reach here.
6. Lions +3.5 (vs. Eagles)
Nothing to back this up. Just think Detroit gets off the schneid this weekend. And worst case loses by a field goal at the horn.
Week 9 – 1:1 (N/A)
No time for a 1:1 this week. Just parlay everything above if you want to make a fool of yourself.
*Editor’s Note: This is the smartest 1:1 play he’s ever suggested.*
Week 9 Long Shot Moneylines
Miami +340 (vs. Pitt)
PSU +700 (vs. Ohio State)
I don’t think either of these will happen…so maybe that’s a good thing.
Enjoy week 9!