A winning week. We are BACK!
Let’s keep things rolling here…
WEEK 16 RE$ULTS
1. App State -2.5 (vs. Western Kentucky) ❌
2. App State vs. Western Kentucky OVER 66.5 ✅
We had the “a lot” of points for Western Kentucky part right but App State suffered their first ever bowl loss in a blowout.
3. Liberty -9.5 (vs. Eastern Michigan) ✅
Hugh and Malik did in fact try to beat these guys by 100.
4. Oregon State -7 (vs. Utah State) ❌
Even though they let me down this time, I still love my Beavers.
5. Colts -2.5 (vs. Patriots) ✅
I’m convinced the Patriots are frauds. Consider this a prelude for this week’s winners.
6. Bengals +3 (vs. Broncos) ✅
Someone got this spread wrong by a TD and we took advantage. Also, I’ve come to learn I’m addicted to Broncos radio after a loss.
Week 16 SSIDMASLSML:
UTEP +360 (vs. Fresno State) ❌
I somehow impressively picked the only bowl game upset that didn’t happen this weekend.
Seahawks +200 (vs. Rams) ❌
There was definitely moments in time when I thought this was going to hit as well. I’ll take it at this point.
Week 16 1:1 Parlay (+100) ❌
- Liberty -360 (vs. Eastern Michigan) ✅
- BYU -270 (vs. UAB) ❌
- Cardinals -700 (vs. Lions) ❌
If you’re gonna miss one leg, you might as well miss two legs.
WEEK 17 WINNER$:
1. Georgia State -5.5 (vs. Ball State)
Georgia State covered 6 of past 7 overall and 4 of past 5 as a favorite. Ball State 4-8 ATS this year.
2. Dolphins -1 (vs. Saints)
One team has won 6 in a row and 5 of past 6 ATS. The other team is starting Ian Book. Even if I’m inevitably wrong, this game should not be a pick ‘em.
3. Raiders (PK vs Broncos)
Speaking of pick ‘ems, I’ve decided that I like whoever “‘em” is when playing the Broncos. Especially when the man leading the squad is my dad’s long lost twin.
4. Bills +2.5 (vs. Patriots)
Riding (and dying) with my boys.
5. Nevada +7 (vs. Western Michigan)
Nevada 4-0-1 against the spread as an underdog. Carson Strong’s backup is some 6’9’’ guy with the last name Cox. And we’re getting a full TD to work with. Sign me up.
6. Air Force vs. Louisville OVER 55
I don’t know what week a Tuesday game goes in but we’ll lump it in with Week 17 for this week. The editor’s idol, Sebaceous Steve, loves this total. I don’t like riding with the big man, but this one’s a lock because he’s never had a losing season.
*Editor’s Note: Let the record show that I’ve been on the Stanford Steve Hate Train for years now. When this lazy fatass inevitably gets exposed for something ugly don’t say I didn’t warn you.*
Week 17 SSIDMASLSML:
Nevada +210 (vs. Western Michigan)
Lions +195 (vs. Falcons
Week 17 1:1 Parlay (+108)
- Seahawks -275 (vs Bears)
- Chiefs -400 (vs Steelers)
- Bucs -450 (vs Panthers)
Andy Dalton is going to ruin this, isn’t he?
