Thanks to three gut-wrenching finishes, it was yet another disappointing 3-3 week for the $ix Rack, but a LSML hit (!!!) and 1:1 hit pushed our week 15 winnings to 4.4 units.
Let’s get straight to the action starting with last week’s picks.
WEEK 15 RE$ULTS
1. Navy vs. Army UNDER 35.5 ✅
There aren’t many things essentially guaranteed in sports gambling but this seems to be one of them.
2. Giants team total UNDER 16 (vs. Chargers) ❌
3. Chargers -10 (vs. Giants) ✅
Tough break with the Giants scoring 14 points with less than 5 minutes left in the game. The Chargers dominated this game as expected though from start to finish opening up a 37-7 lead before Mike Glennon started slicing up the back-ups.
4. Packers -11.5 (vs. Bears) ✅
Had some doubts about this at times but I’m not sure why, because this game always ends the same way.
5. Lions vs. Broncos UNDER 42.5 ❌
The Broncos decided to punch one in up 21 with under two minutes left. Great stuff.
6. Saints vs. Jets OVER 42.5 ❌
Unbelievable ending here as well. As far as I know this isn’t a joke.
Week 15 So Stupid It Doesn’t Make Any Sense Longshot Moneylines:
Navy +240 (vs. Army) ✅
Week 15 1:1 Parlay (+100) ✅
- Cowboys -200 (vs. WFT) ✅
- Chargers -500 (vs. Giants) ✅
- Packers -750 (vs. Bears) ✅
I am genuinely baffled at this point at how well things went.
As for this week…
WEEK 16 WINNER$:
1. App State -2.5 (vs. Western Kentucky)
2. App State vs. Western Kentucky OVER 66.5
Western Kentucky has now scored 41+ in 8 of their past 9 games. I don’t know how many points they score in this game but it will be a lot and it will be at least 3 less than App State.
3. Liberty -9.5 (vs. Eastern Michigan)
Hugh and Malik are gonna try to beat these guys by 100.
4. Oregon State -7 (vs. Utah State)
I am refusing to pass up on one last CHANCE to take my Beavers.
5. Colts -2.5 (vs. Patriots)
A few weeks ago, I said the Colts are frauds and they subsequently lost. This week, we will pretend the Colts are actually good and I will say the Patriots are frauds. You know what happens next.
6. Bengals +3 (vs. Broncos)
This is not a misprint.
Week 16 SSIDMASLSML:
UTEP +360 (vs. Fresno State)
I am convinced Fresno State should beat these guys by at least two touchdowns so we all know what’s coming next.
Seahawks +200 (vs. Rams)
This is the definition of so stupid it doesn’t make any sense.
Week 16 1:1 Parlay (+100)
- Liberty -360 (vs. Eastern Michigan)
- BYU -270 (vs. UAB)
- Cardinals -700 (vs. Lions)
We seem to get close to but never completely back to .500 so maybe we hit this one and miss next week’s.