I got bit by these guys for probably 30 hours total last week. Is there anything ON EARTH worse than these sonofabitches? What kind of added value to the ecosystem do these guys bring to the table? I can’t believe they made Noah’s draft team before the flood. I can…

Greetings from Assateague Island, Garbageheads. I’m bored sitting at the beach and I am choosing to blog. Yes I have a full-blown laptop out on the beach and yes it's begging to be ruined. The idea seemed fine in theory when I thought of it about 100 miles inland. But…