*ME OPENING UP MY GAMBLING APP TO CHECK THE WEEK 8 RESULTS* via GIPHY Not good boys and girls. I just flushed another 8 units down the drain and I am sliding my way back down towards breakeven on the season. Dare I say the wheels are coming off?? In…
Week 7 had me like... via GIPHY I don't want to go down the road of woulda coulda shoulda's in Week 7....BUT...I got royally screwed 10 different ways. Ultimately I end the week 1.4 units poorer than I started. Let's see how. 🏈 CFB WEEK 7 RECAP 🏈 PARLAY #1…
ANOTHER DAY CFB WEEKEND, ANOTHER DOLLAR 4 FREE UNITS. via GIPHY Winning on a weekly basis is getting dull. As my brethren Trav likes to say when a certain elderly basketball coach who insulted Joe Paterno catches COVID and recovers without an ICU stint - "that's boring." I hate to…
WINNING WEEKS: 5 LOSING WEEKS: 1 via GIPHY I am trying to understand how I lost units week in and week out last year, but this year I continue to churn out positive week after positive week. Let's just chalk 2020 up to COVID. I'm a little bit in disbelief…
BREAKING: THE SNAKER'S DOZEN IS BACK ON TRACK We're (a little bit) back on the rails boys and girls. After a dreadful Thursday/Friday start, I rallied HARD on Saturday and salvaged a pretty decent week. After 4 weeks of ill-advised gambling, that puts us at 3 profitable weeks for the…
UPDATED LIVE LOOK AT ME VS. BOVADA: Welp, this was overdue. I lose BIG TIME. Bovada wins BIG TIME. Let's see what went wrong. Actually - I'll just show you what went wrong... I flew too close to the sun ladies and gentlemen. I was due to lose. I abided…
POSITIVE UNITS IN WEEK 0. Miracle Kurt Russell GIFfrom Miracle GIFs BIG UNITS IN WEEK 1. Miracle Kurt Russell GIFfrom Miracle GIFs GINORMOUS UNITS IN WEEK 2. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO IN WEEK 3, HERB!? Miracle Kurt Russell GIFfrom Miracle GIFs LIVE LOOK AT ME VS. BOVADA: In…
WEEK 2 IS HERE. POSITIVE UNITS AGAIN! UCLA CASHES! UCLA ML CASHES! CUE THE GODDAM LA FRAT BROS! CODY. BELLINGER. CRUSHED. The @Dodgers take a Game 7 lead. 😱 #NLCS pic.twitter.com/Nd5WQFtypu — MLB (@MLB) October 19, 2020 This would piss Nick Saban off, but we're going to bask in the…
COLLEGE FOOTBALL WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK (FOR THE OPENING WEEKEND THAT IS ACTUALLY THE SECOND WEEK). What's up fam? I hope you had yourself a nice little Week 0 full of good food and high ABVs. Perhaps even put a little bit of coin in your pocket (as long as…
COLLEGE FOOTBALL WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKBrShT5kwM WE'RE BACK AND WE NEVER LEFT. via GIPHY Goddammit it feels good to fire up another one of these blogs with a full season ahead of us. It seems like just yesterday when half of the conference commissioners got into a virtue signaling…