5. Acting Like Your Occupation is Important Is there anything worse than the guy in your friend group who enjoys discussing his job without invitation? The phrase "nobody cares" gets tossed around a lot but it actually rings true here. I can assure you that none of your friends give…
I'm well aware this is the most unoriginal take of all time, but I consider myself a pretty big dog guy. I'm not a dog expert by any means. I can't tell a mutt apart from a purebred. I can't tell you if a dog is unhealthy. I can't train…
Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. We have reached our 50th and final installment of Tool of the Week. It is with a heavy heart that I am retiring this segment. What started as a fun little thing about some jersey shore dickhead on twitter has turned into me writing…
Sup Garbage Gang! Happy 4th of July! via GIPHY Here's to a safe and fun-filled holiday in the greatest country ever (I only wrote that last part so somebody would get offended by it). But for real, I saw this video earlier today and was contemplating whether or not other…
There is no sweeter sight on this earth than watching the tool that is Bryson Dechambeau MELT DOWN on a Sunday. ICYMI - Bryson had the outright lead at the US Open with just 9 holes remaining. He then proceeded to rattle off an 8-over back nine performance. Tough round!…
I apologize in advance but I am 47 weeks late on featuring JJ Watt on TOTW. This man is a first-ballot unanimous Tool Hall of Fame legend. Does anyone actually need convincing? I feel like it's a well known fact that JJ Watt is a complete tryhardo (just made that…
This week I am calling out the final boss level of all baseball guys: Bryce Harper. What is a baseball guy you ask? I'll tell you. A baseball guy is a guy who will tell you he plays baseball. He's a guy that is constantly wearing a flat brim hat…
It's been some time since I featured a UFC fighter for TOTW. I haven't checked in on our old pal Mike Perry in a little bit. Please feel free to visit my previous updates on Mike below: TOTW 5 Did I Call it or Did I Call it? (in regard…
This week we are going to start right in on the instagram. Rather than me provide any background on this Tool, I'm going to allow you to form your own opinion of him (spoiler: you're going to hate him). Right off the bat I hate it. I could tell immediately that…
Week 44. No need for any cute intros. Let the tool speak for himself. ROLL THE DAMN TAPE! View this post on Instagram A post shared by 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗦 (@chethanx) Nothing to see here. Just Tom Hanks' son walking down what looks like the Ocean City, MD boardwalk in a…