UPDATED LIVE LOOK AT ME VS. BOVADA: Welp, this was overdue. I lose BIG TIME. Bovada wins BIG TIME. Let's see what went wrong. Actually - I'll just show you what went wrong... I flew too close to the sun ladies and gentlemen. I was due to lose. I abided…
Another solid 4-2 week from your boy puts us at 9-3 over the past two weeks. Even if you lost a lot of money this weekend, just be happy that you didn’t have any sewage dumped on your head. "It's sewage" according to these Washington Football fans at FedEx Field…
Like Kevin Dyson in the Super Bowl, Mike Winchell in the Texas state championship game, and Drew Brees trying to throw an out route last year, we came up a yard short on the perfect week. But a 5-1-0 week has propelled us to a promising start in a young…
POSITIVE UNITS IN WEEK 0. Miracle Kurt Russell GIFfrom Miracle GIFs BIG UNITS IN WEEK 1. Miracle Kurt Russell GIFfrom Miracle GIFs GINORMOUS UNITS IN WEEK 2. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO IN WEEK 3, HERB!? Miracle Kurt Russell GIFfrom Miracle GIFs LIVE LOOK AT ME VS. BOVADA: In…
WEEK 2 IS HERE. POSITIVE UNITS AGAIN! UCLA CASHES! UCLA ML CASHES! CUE THE GODDAM LA FRAT BROS! CODY. BELLINGER. CRUSHED. The @Dodgers take a Game 7 lead. 😱 #NLCS pic.twitter.com/Nd5WQFtypu — MLB (@MLB) October 19, 2020 This would piss Nick Saban off, but we're going to bask in the…
How was your weekend, brothas? Mine was a pretty good weekend as well - thanks for asking. The game itself was no Michigan-PSU 4OT thriller, but my first experience at Camp Randall stadium lived up to the hype. The fact that somehow, someway, the Nittany Lions managed to sneak out…
Week 0 is in the books and what a roller coaster ride it was! A hot 3-0 start was negated by a cool 0-3 finish, and it left me thinking maybe I should have sat Week 0 out after all. LAST WEEK'S PICKS Illinois +7 (vs. Nebraska) 🚨 WINNER 🚨…
COLLEGE FOOTBALL WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK (FOR THE OPENING WEEKEND THAT IS ACTUALLY THE SECOND WEEK). What's up fam? I hope you had yourself a nice little Week 0 full of good food and high ABVs. Perhaps even put a little bit of coin in your pocket (as long as…
The $ix Rack is back, baby. And that can only mean one thing: football season is upon us yet again! Lets Go Coach GIFfrom Lets Go GIFs (FYI, I spent like 4-5 hours making the Six Rack logo and that’s the best you’re gonna get from me.) *Editor's Note: Good…
COLLEGE FOOTBALL WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKBrShT5kwM WE'RE BACK AND WE NEVER LEFT. via GIPHY Goddammit it feels good to fire up another one of these blogs with a full season ahead of us. It seems like just yesterday when half of the conference commissioners got into a virtue signaling…