Every July 1st I find myself stumbling across multiple “Happy Bobby Bonilla Day” tweets and headlines on the major sports network websites. If you are unfamiliar with this, the New York Mets owed a washed up Bobby Bonilla $5.9 million dollars in 2000. So instead of buying him out, they…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4jE00NkUcELet's start with this: I don't know how much money Patrick Mahomes is going to make on a yearly basis. I don't pretend to understand how an NFL contract works and you shouldn't either. I'm sure it comes down to like 7 finance douches in a room together and they…
I’m not typically the guy who follows the herd of sheep when something starts gaining steam. “Going viral” if you will. When everyone starts jumping on the train I'll be the guy standing on the platform and watching it leave. I don’t pile on to the sort of shit that…
Maybe I am the only one that has came to this conclusion in life. Cause I’m the dickhead that will rarely let a closure sign keep me from pressing forward. But through my years of disobedience I have come to conclude a “road closed ahead" or "use detour” sign holds…
Believe it or not I've come to learn that some people find the act of grilling to be intimidating. If you are among these people, then consider this your lucky day. I'm going to explain how to grill a steak from the viewpoint of a seasoned veteran (zero knowledge, zero research,…
What do you think? I am 50/50 right now. Is he being serious in that picture? It's the guy on the right. If i hadn't done the deep dive on him I'd think this was a Ric Flair halloween costume. But given what I know I'd say there's a legit…
Just wanted to stop by and wish all the GarbageHeads a Happy 4th of July. I hope you all have a joyful but safe weekend filled with family, friends, and cold ones. via GIPHY And F you Joey Chestnut for eating 75 hot dogs. The greatest value bet of the…
It's golf season ladies and gentlemen. What does that mean? Well it means that it's time for a bunch of white males between the ages of 12 and 65 to start lying about their golf scores. Show me a guy who is an 8 handicap and I'll show you a…
You know what will never catch on? Dressing up like a complete dickhead for a post game press conference. Despite nearly 10 years of relentless over-the-top effort, I still don’t walk around Baltimore seeing young adults and youths dressed up like 70 year old Sunday church-goers. Yet these guys are still…
Do those images bother you? That stuff makes my skin crawl. I went years and years of my life before a conversation about a desert came up between my sister and me when we both discovered we weren't alone in this strange disturbance. I can't explain it, but I find…