They suck. That's pretty much the end of the story. Here's a list of words to watch out for if you don't want to order something off the Patches O'Houlihan diet plan: Bier Wit, wheat, witbier Hefe, hefeweizen or any other -weizen words Amber White Pilsner Blue Moon Any other…
For 15 years Ernestine & I have done this nearly every Saturday: We play catch. She never played a sport but can throw as if she starred in college softball. We talk, listen to music, reconnect. It's become our ritual. In fact, I think I fell in love the 1st…
Do you constantly find yourself staring at the lower right corner of your work computer checking to see how many minutes have passed since you last looked at the time 3 minutes ago? IOW - do you hate working? I'll answer that for you - Yes. Yes, you do.Consider this…
https://vimeo.com/439766703 Take a look at this Instagram story I came across last week. The footage appeared to start around 7pm local on a Tuesday and ended around 2pm on a Wednesday. Not only is it alarming how many times I had to click through his story to capture the entire…
Week 5 ladies and gentleman. Last week I decided to grab some low hanging fruit and chose a CFB strength coach. This week I saw an apple laying on the ground and picked out a UFC fighter. I don't have the psychology degree to back it up, but my gut…
That headline is not hyperbole. The greatest MMA fight to ever take place occurred on April 5th, 2020 at 4:00 AM. I feel inclined to share this info with you because it is my opinion that this fight never received the national attention it deserved. Sure, maybe you remember seeing…
"Nothing is actually free." "There's no such thing as free." "Nothing in life is given to you. You should suffer for 80 years and then die." These are age-old expressions heard round the world by angry, beaten-down men over the age of 60. Well, the first two are. The third…
View this post on Instagram Defined!!!! Speaking of Utah let’s have an encore for the most incredible day of elk hunting I’ve ever experienced capped off by the most beautiful bow shot I’ve ever seen compliments of the incomparable @joerogan. We shared this amazing day with @muleycrazy89 and now can…
Four weeks into Tool of the Week and I'm dipping my toe into the water of college football strength coaches. There's probably enough fish in this pond to get me through the end of the year for TOTW if I really wanted to. But because this is our first one,…
I assume everyone is familiar with the age-old hypothetical I am about to throw out here: "You should have to get a license to have children." You've heard that before right? Your uncle probably tossed that phrase around one time after he knocked back a sixer of Miller Lites at…