I’m Moderately Concerned About Johnny Football

A couple of weeks ago I posted on here and said that I was Mildly Concerned about Johnny Football. I think I even called for his circle of friends to keep an eye on him.  Well today I am upgrading the concern level to moderate. My buddy sent me an…

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Snake’s Stock Corner: Part 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jBxwHIk9k It's not actually Britney, it's just your fearless leader Snake. But we are going to get as rich as Britney. Or at least as rich as Michael Scott. I won't stop until we are all rich enough to cruise around in Chrysler Sebrings. Are you guys still enjoying this…

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Early Favorite for Video of the Year

Jesus H Christ this might be video of the century, not just year. My buddy sent me this on Thursday morning and I have watched it no less than 20 times. I have also laughed at it no less than 20 times. This murdered me pic.twitter.com/aneUbvWIxh — nate (@worldstarwizer) July…

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Tool of the Week: Week 7

If you can look at photos of this guy without cracking up then I guarantee you and me wouldn't get along. Have you ever heard anyone use the expression "ball of muscle?" That's what this guy looks like. A 4'-8" looking pissed off roidhead. Like Jay Glazer if he put…

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Did I Call it or Did I Call it?

Look who's having a kid...It's Platinum Mike Perry aka Tool of the Week 5! If you're wondering why I'm excited about this, it's because I previously called my shot on Mike writing out child support checks. Right on cue boys and girls! Not even two weeks after I made that…

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Fact: No One Understands How Health Insurance Works

Someday when a doctor determines that I died of a long-term, undetected illness I want you all to know that it didn't go undetected by me. I constantly have nagging aches and lingering signs of disease. My body is like the caution light on the dashboard of a 2005 jeep…

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Tool of the Week: Week 6

I came across this video a week or two ago posted by an instagram account called "gymhardos." I immediately stuffed it into the disorganized filing cabinet that is my notes app. Thank god I did. View this post on Instagram Rolled in on a hand cart, rolled out on a…

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Want to See a Perfectly Executed Tweet?

I seriously think about this tweet that I'm embedding below once every couple weeks. It was so well done. We need quick-thinking guys like this working for our government making critical time-sensitive decisions.What you mean with his brother??? It’s not what I think is it???? Please say no.— sam (@gregpiquites)…

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Snake’s Stock Corner: Part 2

Welcome back. Are you tired of making money yet? Of course you're not. Look, this is what me and my finance douche buddies like to call a 'bull market.' Everyone is winning right now. The S&P is basically back to pre-COVID levels. And it's potentially propped up by a bunch…

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