I don’t know how you animals were raised, but my upbringing had an emphasis on manners. Not to say that I am not an asshole from time to time. I am sure you can find a few people on this earth who have had a negative experience with me. Shoutout…
I got bit by these guys for probably 30 hours total last week. Is there anything ON EARTH worse than these sonofabitches? What kind of added value to the ecosystem do these guys bring to the table? I can’t believe they made Noah’s draft team before the flood. I can…
You may have noticed I previously discussed Johnny Football's ongoing life trainwreck here and here. One of my major concerns with Johnny is that he has surrounded himself with people who don't strike me as top notch in the responsibility department. One of those people being the gentleman who decided…
WHAT IT DO BABYYY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuEqfOJSNFM Snake here. How was your weekend brothas? I'm just checking in to tip you off on a free money alert. Every once in a while Vegas misses the forest for the trees. Full disclosure I don't know what that expression means, but I'm telling you…
My day got off to a strange start. The gf and me were told by the lady at Dunkin that the delivery of bagels never showed up that day. Actually I don’t recall her exact wording but it was something along those lines and I just remember that it made…
Greetings from Assateague Island, Garbageheads. I’m bored sitting at the beach and I am choosing to blog. Yes I have a full-blown laptop out on the beach and yes it's begging to be ruined. The idea seemed fine in theory when I thought of it about 100 miles inland. But…
I can't believe I've been writing on here for over a month and I haven't mentioned Chris Cuomo. "But Snake you said you aren't interested in politics!" Yeah I'm not. I honestly couldn't give less of a shit if this guy is registered as a nazi (you can't do that…
This series is LONG overdue considering I'm like 50 posts in and the name of our website is 'That's Garbage.' So my apologies on the tardiness. This topic was the bread-and-butter of our podcast. It's also the bread-and-butter of life. You see something you don't like? Garbage. Something piss you…
This is what sports news has looked like the last few weeks: Bills top CB Tre'Davious White considering opt-out https://t.co/UWSyXDOkNr pic.twitter.com/XpG3mqES68 — Rotoworld Football (@Rotoworld_FB) August 5, 2020 Albert Wilson becomes second Dolphins WR to opt out of 2020 seasonhttps://t.co/KsUlv4ygDb pic.twitter.com/0EapqIS85Q — Around The NFL (@AroundTheNFL) August 5, 2020 LB…
Is anybody else tired of every Negative Nancy and Debbie Downer coming out of the woodwork to try and bury us with depressing coronavirus news? I am currently down in the dumps myself given some recent Penn State football news. And it got me thinking. For the past 5 months,…