A couple of weeks ago I posted on here and said that I was Mildly Concerned about Johnny Football. I think I even called for his circle of friends to keep an eye on him.
Well today I am upgrading the concern level to moderate. My buddy sent me an instagram story last night of Johnny flying off a roof into a swimming pool. Sure enough, Johnny uploaded the video to his account during the midnight hours AND bonus – there’s a second flight attempt video.
Have to appreciate that caption. The beloved by all “FULL SEND.” Has an internet joke ever gained and immediately lost as much steam as the ‘just gonna send it’ guy?
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t think that video was hysterical the first time I saw it. I actually love the fact that a guy like that exists in real life. Dramatization or not you know there is a good chunk of that guys personality that is authentic in that video. You can’t fake that. But like I said earlier, the guy seemingly fell off the map within months of his rise to fame. I genuinely hope he didn’t die doing one of these stunts.
Ok – back to Johhny.
Look at those idiot friends of his just standing around. What are you guys doing?? Didn’t your mother ever give you the ‘jump off a bridge’ talk? Just standing there like idiots watching the specimen that is Johhny Manziel risk his own life. Thank god Johhny has a set of springs on him. The first video looks like he hit a 25′ long jump ice cold, no stretching. And that angle of entry over the corner of the pool is straight up dangerous. Also – don’t sleep on the fact that the water is 5′ deep max. I highly doubt that chef curry wannabe with the full sleeves and his grandmothers skimpys ran the Archimedes calcs on the mass entry speed vs depth of water.
I’ll say it again. I’m worried about you, Johhny. An all night bender is one thing. Full sends off the 1.5 story roof into a pool sized hot tub is another. I don’t know what I need to do to get it through your fraternity brother friends’ thick skulls that you are in a downward spiral. But I really don’t want to sit here and watch a train wreck happen in slow motion.
REPEAT CALL TO ACTION – PROTECT JOHNNY FOOTBALL