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I’m not sure how I missed this video posted by SportsCenter, but it should be filed right into the “this is hall of fame stupid-worthy” cabinet.
From the sport that brought you stuff like:
- Dugout clearing “brawls” where zero punches are thrown
- Routinely grabbing your crotch and adjusting your balls because you saw some other guy do it
- Adjusting your batting gloves and spitting after every pitch because you saw some other guy do it
- Wearing ridiculous looking shit like 1″ thick rope necklaces and pyramid scheme copper “balance” bracelets because you saw some other guy do it
- Rocking outrageous facial hair and/or haircuts on the pitching mound because you saw some other guy do it
- Making errors and then laying down in the grass as though both of your hamstrings have blown out simultaneously
- Beaning an innocent batter with a 90 mph baseball because you are mad at someone else
- Outfielders who aren’t within 100 feet of anyone else wearing masks
Ejecting managers from the upper deck of an empty stadium. Let me repeat that. EJECTING MANAGERS FROM THE UPPER DECK OF AN EMPTY STADIUM.
Do baseball players and fans have no shame? Are they willing to go to any length to draw attention to themselves? At this point I don’t see how the answer to those questions aren’t a resounding NO and YES.
I’ll sum up the major bullet points below.
So we’ve got the 5′ tall umpire on a power trip yelling at someone to “Call security!” And the only plausible reason he is doing that is because the Nationals GM is sitting up in the private boxes and MIGHT have said something to hurt the umps feelings. I don’t even understand how the ump could have heard the guy from that far away. Must have had his hearing aids in today. I mean look at this picture. I don’t even think the culprit is in the frame!
It took the broadcast team 60 seconds to find him and once they did, all they had to say was “that’s the only guy up there our cameras can see.”
What else do we got…
Overweight ump wearing a skin-colored thong on his face. Looks about right.
And finally – lots of chilling. Literally chilling. Sitting around doing NOTHING, but wasting everyone’s time. The guy they are kicking out got so bored that he just started drinking his water.
I don’t even know what the end verdict of this incident was. Baseball is so fucking stupid. How do you expect to attract new viewers when you do stuff like this which manages to drag a 3 hour game into a 3.5 hour game? I hope that umpire has to go before the commissioner of baseball in an effort to save his job. Put him up on the podium. And then right before he goes to start his explanation he has to reach up and bend the microphone stand downwards so he can talk into it.
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