In case you missed the news – college football is BACK BACK. This isn’t Austin Peay vs. Central Arkansas. This isn’t Navy getting blown out by 50 points (because their coach thinks coronavirus gets transmitted by tackling).
Check this shit out:
THAT. That is college football. If you aren’t seeing it, then let me lay it out for you as simply as I can. That hairpin thought he scored a touchdown, and he was not even close to scoring a touchdown. This 60-second clip has some serious goodness packed into it:
- The runner is down short of the goal line.
- The runner is down. He did not fumble.
- The dead ball bounces up right into the chest of a streaking hairpin.
- The hairpin is also down short of the goal line.
- The hairpin is ecstatic thinking he scored a touchdown and proceeds to jump up and down like a schoolboy.
- The hairpin stops bouncing and starts pouting once he realizes the refs are spotting the ball.
- The hairpin proceeds to start signaling the “he was down” motion by pointing. (I have no idea why….?)
- Mike Golic shows off that vast knowledge of his football intelligence by excitedly blurting out how the center doesn’t wear gloves or tape. “NO NOTHING!!”
- Head coach wearing a mask around his neck.
Inject that shit into my veins. That’s what it’s all about. Carrot top wannabe hairpins and meatheads. Only thing we are missing is the powertrip ref wearing a shirt two sizes two small who is about to change the outcome of a game with a horseshit quality call.
PS – this game featured a college kicker missing two field goals inside of 30 yards and his team still managed to blow out the 11-point favorites. If that’s not being back, then I don’t know what is.