Hey brothas I just got back from the garage and I brought with me a fresh new Tool. Check this out! View this post on Instagram He wanted to see how many kicks he could take from a UFC fighter. 😳 (via @houstonwjones) A post shared by SportsCenter (@sportscenter) on…
Back to my bread and butter this week. Just a good old fashioned bodybuilder TOOL! This guy's work speaks for itself - so let's get right into it. To the 'gram! BIG SLANK. I wonder what being an IFBB Pro Bodybuilder entails? When I was a freshman in college I…
BREAKING NEWS Adam "Schefty" Schefter is a gigantic tool. Thank god you set up your SnakeAlerts! Does it count as breaking news if you have already deduced that Schefty is a tool on your own? What gave it away? Was it the fact that he carries 4 cell phones? Was…
You recognize this guy? Hint - it's not Doug Flutie. Second hint - it's not Joey Bosa. Third hint - it IS a 14-year NFL veteran who ranks #27 on the all-time most points scored list who hits like Brian Dawkins, runs like Devin Hester, and drips like Odell Beckham. …
If you've made it to this blog then presumably you are wondering who the hell is holding that coffee mug. Perhaps you are wondering if it's the guy from Netflix that murdered multiple wives by beating the living shit out of them and then throwing them down staircases before proceeding…
If you recall from Tool of the Week 4, I had referenced the plethora of tools to choose from within the elite class of college football strength coaches. Cue the video!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOu4Nbn0zLk Now THAT is the type of content I'm interested in, ESPN. That's why I turn on your channel…
You know that old expression about "I'd like to sit down and drink a beer with that guy"? Like when Obama was the president and somebody who hated Obama would say "I'd love to sit down and drink a beer with him, I just don't want him as my president."…
The instagram explore (discover?) tab is straight up doing the work for me at this point. Idk if I've researched one too many tools on the 'gram or what. But apparently Mark Zuckerberg thinks I'm into insecure men in their late 30s who reduce their anxiety by taking shirtless pics…
Week 13. I'm going to dance with the one that brought me (not sure if I'm using that expression correctly). I'm sticking with my go-to of the instagram wannabe male model body builder that neglects his wife and kids. Wait did I say wife and kids? Yes. Unfortunately I did…
All right let me come right out and say it: This is a baseball soft-toss candidate from me this week. But I was up until 5am betting ponies in Hong Kong after losing nearly all of of my cfb bets (F-you SMU), so how much effort do you really want…