Update: Despite a 5-1 week, temporary stadium personnel would not allow me into the Rainbow Warriors stadium. Turns out no one in Hawaii has heard of the $ix Rack. Whatever. I’ll be back. Dance Happy GIFfrom Dance GIFs Regardless, because of the vaca, this is your $ix Rack Vacation edition.…
*ME OPENING UP MY GAMBLING APP TO CHECK THE WEEK 8 RESULTS* via GIPHY Not good boys and girls. I just flushed another 8 units down the drain and I am sliding my way back down towards breakeven on the season. Dare I say the wheels are coming off?? In…
Week 7 had me like... via GIPHY I don't want to go down the road of woulda coulda shoulda's in Week 7....BUT...I got royally screwed 10 different ways. Ultimately I end the week 1.4 units poorer than I started. Let's see how. 🏈 CFB WEEK 7 RECAP 🏈 PARLAY #1…
After a 13-5 stretch, it was back to reality last weekend with a 2-4 showing. It’s a tough pill to swallow, but there are brighter days ahead, perverts. Keep the faith. Babyjesus GIFfrom Babyjesus GIFs A $ix Rack of college football tidbits: Our college football prediction continues to look spot…
ANOTHER DAY CFB WEEKEND, ANOTHER DOLLAR 4 FREE UNITS. via GIPHY Winning on a weekly basis is getting dull. As my brethren Trav likes to say when a certain elderly basketball coach who insulted Joe Paterno catches COVID and recovers without an ICU stint - "that's boring." I hate to…
HEART…BREAK…CITY! via Gfycat We were oh so close to finally having the perfect week. For any of you who missed this dramatic ending, the Sooners had the ball at the Texas 33 with 10 seconds left. Texas, who had an 18-point lead with 2 minutes left in the third quarter,…
WINNING WEEKS: 5 LOSING WEEKS: 1 via GIPHY I am trying to understand how I lost units week in and week out last year, but this year I continue to churn out positive week after positive week. Let's just chalk 2020 up to COVID. I'm a little bit in disbelief…
A solid showing at both the collegiate and professional ranks last weekend helped us get our winning percentage to over 60% this year. Barring 20 straight losses, we should be able to hold off the Athletic “experts” for a bit. First things first. We need to redo our college playoff…
BREAKING: THE SNAKER'S DOZEN IS BACK ON TRACK We're (a little bit) back on the rails boys and girls. After a dreadful Thursday/Friday start, I rallied HARD on Saturday and salvaged a pretty decent week. After 4 weeks of ill-advised gambling, that puts us at 3 profitable weeks for the…
Welcome back to the $ix Rack. Week 4 was a word that rhymes with… nevermind I used that line last year. Whore Bitch GIFfrom Whore GIFs Not much of a showing this week (2-3-1) considering such high (self-) expectations. It’s always funny how we bitch and moan about the ones…