Wtf kind of cruel and unusual punishment is this? The gambling gods allow me to go 13 weeks deep into the season without losing a cent. Then they say "Ok enough is enough. Rob him blind over Thanksgiving weekend." Look at this insanity below (WARNING: NSFW) CFB WEEK 13 RECAP…
The bad news: we are officially cold. The good news: we are DUE. First 7 weeks: 29-17-2 (including Week 0) Last 7 weeks 17-25-0 Overall: 46-42-2 I am so ready to quit but I am pushing through the pain. Like my 7th grade track coach said, it’s gut check time,…
With another 3-3 week, it’s free entertainment here at the $ix Rack. Given this is a holiday week, we’ll jump right into things. Per usual, let’s start with last week’s action. WEEK 12 RE$ULTS 1. Oregon State +3.5 (vs. Arizona State) 🚨 WINNER 🚨 We left it to Beaver. via…
BY GOD THAT'S THE SNAKER'S DOZEN IN WEEK 12'S MUSIC ! via GIPHY I know I said it was dead last week, but I failed to mention that a +5.6 unit week would instantaneously revive the Snaker's Dozen with a furious rage. Holy shit I'm back. via GIPHY CFB WEEK…
RIP SNAKER'S DOZEN; IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED via GIPHY It's dead. The entire thing is dead. I suppose I should be thankful it took until Week 11 to die, but I don't feel thankful at all. I'm depressed. 🏈 CFB WEEK 11 RECAP 🏈 PARLAY #1 (-105) //…
Welcome back to the $ix Rack. A 3-3 showing leaves us feeling like Lions and Steelers fans this week - basically not really distinctly happy or sad but ready to move on to next week regardless. An action-packed Top 10 College Football weekend will certainly help with #2 Alabama taking…
GOOD NEWS: I BROKE THE STREAK OF POINTLESS BREAKEVEN WEEKS BAD NEWS: I GOT MILDLY ROCKED LAST WEEK via GIPHY That's right. I got mildly rocked in Week 10 and I'm not referencing the double digit ABV hazy ipas I was slugging while walking towards Maryland's stadium. Let's take a…
Brrrrrr. After a 2-4 week, we are officially ice cold. Cold Dumb And Dumber GIFfrom Cold GIFs To warm up, let’s get into some hot takes. A $ix Rack of college football hot takes:Dan Mullen is getting fired.I haven’t watched much of Oklahoma State but I’m starting to wonder if their defense…
I PLACED 40 SOME UNITS OF BETS AND SPENT MULTIPLE HOURS PREPARING FOR WEEK 9 JUST TO BREAK EVEN. via GIPHY I guess technically you can say I came out ahead. If you consider a +0.15 units week "ahead." I'm not thrilled to say the least. So I'm not wasting…
A wiseman once said that traveling makes you modest and it turns out he wasn’t making it up. Whether we blame this one on jetlag, me taking like 10 minutes to make my picks, or whatever else, I think it’s safe to say we can consider last week’s 1-5 showing…