Snake’s Stock Corner: Part 8

How we doing boys and girls? Has everyone recovered from the Gamestop collapse? Like I mentioned in my last post, my thoughts and prayers are with all of you never-sellers. And good news for you - you can jump back in now. The $10 stock is on sale for the…

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I Want Justice for GameStop Investors

In other news, GameStop finished the day down exactly 60% pic.twitter.com/GCtPeNGIlC — Morning Brew ☕️ (@MorningBrew) February 2, 2021 Second day in a row GME isn't in the top 5 most active — Helene Meisler (@hmeisler) February 3, 2021 If you have a pulse and you are literate, then all…

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Snake’s Stock Corner: Part 7

What's up fellow shareholders? It's been some time since I last checked in. What better time to do so than now when our country is on the verge of an economic crisis? Stocks end sharply lower, dragging Dow, S&P 500 to monthly loss https://t.co/hCtxIGGLbE — MarketWatch (@MarketWatch) January 29, 2021…

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Snake’s Stock Corner: Part 6

🚨 FREE MONEY INCOMING 🚨 Good news on Covid Relief Bill. Information to follow! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 27, 2020 I'd be lying if I told you I knew what that Trump tweet meant, but I have heard rumblings about another "stimulus check" being provided to us fine…

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Snake’s Stock Corner: Part 5

What's up brothas how was your weekend? Have you been sweating out this volatile market without my guidance? Consider yourselves Jason Derulo wannabes because you've been ridin solo. Apologies for the leave of absence on my part. I hope you didn't panic and sell everything you had in the meantime.…

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Snake’s Stock Corner: Part 4

This is the fourth installment of Snake's Stock Corner and nothing I have given out has crashed and burned quite yet. *Looks over at $ZBRA nervously*. Maybe that means I'm playing things too safe. Just because sports are back doesn't mean you shouldn't be scratching that gambling itch through Wall Street. …

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Snake’s Stock Corner: Part 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jBxwHIk9k It's not actually Britney, it's just your fearless leader Snake. But we are going to get as rich as Britney. Or at least as rich as Michael Scott. I won't stop until we are all rich enough to cruise around in Chrysler Sebrings. Are you guys still enjoying this…

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Snake’s Stock Corner: Part 2

Welcome back. Are you tired of making money yet? Of course you're not. Look, this is what me and my finance douche buddies like to call a 'bull market.' Everyone is winning right now. The S&P is basically back to pre-COVID levels. And it's potentially propped up by a bunch…

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