Is anybody else tired of every Negative Nancy and Debbie Downer coming out of the woodwork to try and bury us with depressing coronavirus news? I am currently down in the dumps myself given some recent Penn State football news. And it got me thinking. For the past 5 months,…
Someday when a doctor determines that I died of a long-term, undetected illness I want you all to know that it didn't go undetected by me. I constantly have nagging aches and lingering signs of disease. My body is like the caution light on the dashboard of a 2005 jeep…
I seriously think about this tweet that I'm embedding below once every couple weeks. It was so well done. We need quick-thinking guys like this working for our government making critical time-sensitive decisions.What you mean with his brother??? It’s not what I think is it???? Please say no.— sam (@gregpiquites)…
They suck. That's pretty much the end of the story. Here's a list of words to watch out for if you don't want to order something off the Patches O'Houlihan diet plan: Bier Wit, wheat, witbier Hefe, hefeweizen or any other -weizen words Amber White Pilsner Blue Moon Any other…
Do you constantly find yourself staring at the lower right corner of your work computer checking to see how many minutes have passed since you last looked at the time 3 minutes ago? IOW - do you hate working? I'll answer that for you - Yes. Yes, you do.Consider this…
"Nothing is actually free." "There's no such thing as free." "Nothing in life is given to you. You should suffer for 80 years and then die." These are age-old expressions heard round the world by angry, beaten-down men over the age of 60. Well, the first two are. The third…
I assume everyone is familiar with the age-old hypothetical I am about to throw out here: "You should have to get a license to have children." You've heard that before right? Your uncle probably tossed that phrase around one time after he knocked back a sixer of Miller Lites at…
Maybe I am the only one that has came to this conclusion in life. Cause I’m the dickhead that will rarely let a closure sign keep me from pressing forward. But through my years of disobedience I have come to conclude a “road closed ahead" or "use detour” sign holds…
Believe it or not I've come to learn that some people find the act of grilling to be intimidating. If you are among these people, then consider this your lucky day. I'm going to explain how to grill a steak from the viewpoint of a seasoned veteran (zero knowledge, zero research,…
Just wanted to stop by and wish all the GarbageHeads a Happy 4th of July. I hope you all have a joyful but safe weekend filled with family, friends, and cold ones. via GIPHY And F you Joey Chestnut for eating 75 hot dogs. The greatest value bet of the…