Seriously, what's the idea behind this? "I'm just never going to turn right at a red light EVER. FUCK YOU FOR THINKING I WOULD." What on gods green earth is that about? Do they want a trophy or something? Why would you cast such a wide net and force yourself…
I was cruising down the highway a week or two ago and saw this van from aproximately a half-mile back. I FLOORED it. I made sure to get myself into solid post position so that I could get a closer look at it in the upcoming traffic. I'm not going…
Sup garbage heads. Zig here. That’s right. I bet you thought this blog was all snake. But nope, I’m here for a special appearance. I’m here to tell you about how great of a sport golf is. via GIPHY You may recall some past writings from snake about how everyone…
I feel as though it is my duty to advertise this guy's instagram page. I have been keeping a close eye on it since I came across him a couple weeks ago. I'm currently still in the monitoring-and-analysis phase, but I could make the argument that this may be the…
If you are a normal person like me and you don't get aroused by TV shows about dungeons and dragons that take over the world on Sunday nights, then I have good news for you. I am writing this blog to provide you with a reasonable list of TV series…
Part of being good at this writing business is the ability to admit when you are wrong. That's what makes guys like Skip Bayless and Clay Travis so successful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WmMj4lfpdc This Tweet from a month ago that gets all the coronabros all hot and steamy is more accurate than any…
I don’t know how you animals were raised, but my upbringing had an emphasis on manners. Not to say that I am not an asshole from time to time. I am sure you can find a few people on this earth who have had a negative experience with me. Shoutout…
I got bit by these guys for probably 30 hours total last week. Is there anything ON EARTH worse than these sonofabitches? What kind of added value to the ecosystem do these guys bring to the table? I can’t believe they made Noah’s draft team before the flood. I can…
My day got off to a strange start. The gf and me were told by the lady at Dunkin that the delivery of bagels never showed up that day. Actually I don’t recall her exact wording but it was something along those lines and I just remember that it made…
Greetings from Assateague Island, Garbageheads. I’m bored sitting at the beach and I am choosing to blog. Yes I have a full-blown laptop out on the beach and yes it's begging to be ruined. The idea seemed fine in theory when I thought of it about 100 miles inland. But…