BREAKING: THE SNAKER'S DOZEN IS BACK ON TRACK We're (a little bit) back on the rails boys and girls. After a dreadful Thursday/Friday start, I rallied HARD on Saturday and salvaged a pretty decent week. After 4 weeks of ill-advised gambling, that puts us at 3 profitable weeks for the…
UPDATED LIVE LOOK AT ME VS. BOVADA: Welp, this was overdue. I lose BIG TIME. Bovada wins BIG TIME. Let's see what went wrong. Actually - I'll just show you what went wrong... I flew too close to the sun ladies and gentlemen. I was due to lose. I abided…
POSITIVE UNITS IN WEEK 0. Miracle Kurt Russell GIFfrom Miracle GIFs BIG UNITS IN WEEK 1. Miracle Kurt Russell GIFfrom Miracle GIFs GINORMOUS UNITS IN WEEK 2. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO IN WEEK 3, HERB!? Miracle Kurt Russell GIFfrom Miracle GIFs LIVE LOOK AT ME VS. BOVADA: In…
WEEK 2 IS HERE. POSITIVE UNITS AGAIN! UCLA CASHES! UCLA ML CASHES! CUE THE GODDAM LA FRAT BROS! CODY. BELLINGER. CRUSHED. The @Dodgers take a Game 7 lead. 😱 #NLCS pic.twitter.com/Nd5WQFtypu — MLB (@MLB) October 19, 2020 This would piss Nick Saban off, but we're going to bask in the…
COLLEGE FOOTBALL WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK (FOR THE OPENING WEEKEND THAT IS ACTUALLY THE SECOND WEEK). What's up fam? I hope you had yourself a nice little Week 0 full of good food and high ABVs. Perhaps even put a little bit of coin in your pocket (as long as…
COLLEGE FOOTBALL WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKBrShT5kwM WE'RE BACK AND WE NEVER LEFT. via GIPHY Goddammit it feels good to fire up another one of these blogs with a full season ahead of us. It seems like just yesterday when half of the conference commissioners got into a virtue signaling…
5. Acting Like Your Occupation is Important Is there anything worse than the guy in your friend group who enjoys discussing his job without invitation? The phrase "nobody cares" gets tossed around a lot but it actually rings true here. I can assure you that none of your friends give…
I'm well aware this is the most unoriginal take of all time, but I consider myself a pretty big dog guy. I'm not a dog expert by any means. I can't tell a mutt apart from a purebred. I can't tell you if a dog is unhealthy. I can't train…
Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. We have reached our 50th and final installment of Tool of the Week. It is with a heavy heart that I am retiring this segment. What started as a fun little thing about some jersey shore dickhead on twitter has turned into me writing…
Sup Garbage Gang! Happy 4th of July! via GIPHY Here's to a safe and fun-filled holiday in the greatest country ever (I only wrote that last part so somebody would get offended by it). But for real, I saw this video earlier today and was contemplating whether or not other…