Me to myself at the conclusion of the Georgia-Alabama game: via GIPHY After a DISASTROUS first down play Week 13, my only chance at salvaging the season was left in the hands of Championship Week 14. I basically put it all on red (and black) and it backfired on me.…
Wtf kind of cruel and unusual punishment is this? The gambling gods allow me to go 13 weeks deep into the season without losing a cent. Then they say "Ok enough is enough. Rob him blind over Thanksgiving weekend." Look at this insanity below (WARNING: NSFW) CFB WEEK 13 RECAP…
BY GOD THAT'S THE SNAKER'S DOZEN IN WEEK 12'S MUSIC ! via GIPHY I know I said it was dead last week, but I failed to mention that a +5.6 unit week would instantaneously revive the Snaker's Dozen with a furious rage. Holy shit I'm back. via GIPHY CFB WEEK…
RIP SNAKER'S DOZEN; IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED via GIPHY It's dead. The entire thing is dead. I suppose I should be thankful it took until Week 11 to die, but I don't feel thankful at all. I'm depressed. 🏈 CFB WEEK 11 RECAP 🏈 PARLAY #1 (-105) //…
GOOD NEWS: I BROKE THE STREAK OF POINTLESS BREAKEVEN WEEKS BAD NEWS: I GOT MILDLY ROCKED LAST WEEK via GIPHY That's right. I got mildly rocked in Week 10 and I'm not referencing the double digit ABV hazy ipas I was slugging while walking towards Maryland's stadium. Let's take a…
I PLACED 40 SOME UNITS OF BETS AND SPENT MULTIPLE HOURS PREPARING FOR WEEK 9 JUST TO BREAK EVEN. via GIPHY I guess technically you can say I came out ahead. If you consider a +0.15 units week "ahead." I'm not thrilled to say the least. So I'm not wasting…
*ME OPENING UP MY GAMBLING APP TO CHECK THE WEEK 8 RESULTS* via GIPHY Not good boys and girls. I just flushed another 8 units down the drain and I am sliding my way back down towards breakeven on the season. Dare I say the wheels are coming off?? In…
Week 7 had me like... via GIPHY I don't want to go down the road of woulda coulda shoulda's in Week 7....BUT...I got royally screwed 10 different ways. Ultimately I end the week 1.4 units poorer than I started. Let's see how. 🏈 CFB WEEK 7 RECAP 🏈 PARLAY #1…
ANOTHER DAY CFB WEEKEND, ANOTHER DOLLAR 4 FREE UNITS. via GIPHY Winning on a weekly basis is getting dull. As my brethren Trav likes to say when a certain elderly basketball coach who insulted Joe Paterno catches COVID and recovers without an ICU stint - "that's boring." I hate to…
WINNING WEEKS: 5 LOSING WEEKS: 1 via GIPHY I am trying to understand how I lost units week in and week out last year, but this year I continue to churn out positive week after positive week. Let's just chalk 2020 up to COVID. I'm a little bit in disbelief…