Week 5 ladies and gentleman. Last week I decided to grab some low hanging fruit and chose a CFB strength coach. This week I saw an apple laying on the ground and picked out a UFC fighter. I don't have the psychology degree to back it up, but my gut…
That headline is not hyperbole. The greatest MMA fight to ever take place occurred on April 5th, 2020 at 4:00 AM. I feel inclined to share this info with you because it is my opinion that this fight never received the national attention it deserved. Sure, maybe you remember seeing…
"Nothing is actually free." "There's no such thing as free." "Nothing in life is given to you. You should suffer for 80 years and then die." These are age-old expressions heard round the world by angry, beaten-down men over the age of 60. Well, the first two are. The third…
View this post on Instagram Defined!!!! Speaking of Utah let’s have an encore for the most incredible day of elk hunting I’ve ever experienced capped off by the most beautiful bow shot I’ve ever seen compliments of the incomparable @joerogan. We shared this amazing day with @muleycrazy89 and now can…
Four weeks into Tool of the Week and I'm dipping my toe into the water of college football strength coaches. There's probably enough fish in this pond to get me through the end of the year for TOTW if I really wanted to. But because this is our first one,…
I assume everyone is familiar with the age-old hypothetical I am about to throw out here: "You should have to get a license to have children." You've heard that before right? Your uncle probably tossed that phrase around one time after he knocked back a sixer of Miller Lites at…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4jE00NkUcELet's start with this: I don't know how much money Patrick Mahomes is going to make on a yearly basis. I don't pretend to understand how an NFL contract works and you shouldn't either. I'm sure it comes down to like 7 finance douches in a room together and they…
I’m not typically the guy who follows the herd of sheep when something starts gaining steam. “Going viral” if you will. When everyone starts jumping on the train I'll be the guy standing on the platform and watching it leave. I don’t pile on to the sort of shit that…
Maybe I am the only one that has came to this conclusion in life. Cause I’m the dickhead that will rarely let a closure sign keep me from pressing forward. But through my years of disobedience I have come to conclude a “road closed ahead" or "use detour” sign holds…
Believe it or not I've come to learn that some people find the act of grilling to be intimidating. If you are among these people, then consider this your lucky day. I'm going to explain how to grill a steak from the viewpoint of a seasoned veteran (zero knowledge, zero research,…