If you can look at photos of this guy without cracking up then I guarantee you and me wouldn't get along. Have you ever heard anyone use the expression "ball of muscle?" That's what this guy looks like. A 4'-8" looking pissed off roidhead. Like Jay Glazer if he put…
Look who's having a kid...It's Platinum Mike Perry aka Tool of the Week 5! If you're wondering why I'm excited about this, it's because I previously called my shot on Mike writing out child support checks. Right on cue boys and girls! Not even two weeks after I made that…
Someday when a doctor determines that I died of a long-term, undetected illness I want you all to know that it didn't go undetected by me. I constantly have nagging aches and lingering signs of disease. My body is like the caution light on the dashboard of a 2005 jeep…
I came across this video a week or two ago posted by an instagram account called "gymhardos." I immediately stuffed it into the disorganized filing cabinet that is my notes app. Thank god I did. View this post on Instagram Rolled in on a hand cart, rolled out on a…
I seriously think about this tweet that I'm embedding below once every couple weeks. It was so well done. We need quick-thinking guys like this working for our government making critical time-sensitive decisions.What you mean with his brother??? It’s not what I think is it???? Please say no.— sam (@gregpiquites)…
Welcome back. Are you tired of making money yet? Of course you're not. Look, this is what me and my finance douche buddies like to call a 'bull market.' Everyone is winning right now. The S&P is basically back to pre-COVID levels. And it's potentially propped up by a bunch…
They suck. That's pretty much the end of the story. Here's a list of words to watch out for if you don't want to order something off the Patches O'Houlihan diet plan: Bier Wit, wheat, witbier Hefe, hefeweizen or any other -weizen words Amber White Pilsner Blue Moon Any other…
For 15 years Ernestine & I have done this nearly every Saturday: We play catch. She never played a sport but can throw as if she starred in college softball. We talk, listen to music, reconnect. It's become our ritual. In fact, I think I fell in love the 1st…
Do you constantly find yourself staring at the lower right corner of your work computer checking to see how many minutes have passed since you last looked at the time 3 minutes ago? IOW - do you hate working? I'll answer that for you - Yes. Yes, you do.Consider this…
https://vimeo.com/439766703 Take a look at this Instagram story I came across last week. The footage appeared to start around 7pm local on a Tuesday and ended around 2pm on a Wednesday. Not only is it alarming how many times I had to click through his story to capture the entire…