Week 13. I'm going to dance with the one that brought me (not sure if I'm using that expression correctly). I'm sticking with my go-to of the instagram wannabe male model body builder that neglects his wife and kids. Wait did I say wife and kids? Yes. Unfortunately I did…
In case you missed the news - college football is BACK BACK. This isn't Austin Peay vs. Central Arkansas. This isn't Navy getting blown out by 50 points (because their coach thinks coronavirus gets transmitted by tackling). Check this shit out: https://vimeo.com/457335867 via GIPHY THAT. That is college football. If…
I was mindlessly scrolling twitter recently (as one does) and I came across one of those high-level, productive back-and-forth conversations. You know, the ones where by the end of the chain of replies everyone involved is virtually shaking everyone else's hands and wishing them a "splendid rest of your day!"…
Look - I don't pretend to know anything about fighting, martial arts, UFC, etc. But holy shit I have come to find out that I LOVE the UFC. There's two reasons why the UFC is awesome: Losing money by betting on the favorite (without fail every time you bet the…
Reader submission alert. And let me tell you - it's good. I'm not sure how I missed this video posted by SportsCenter, but it should be filed right into the "this is hall of fame stupid-worthy" cabinet. From the sport that brought you stuff like: Dugout clearing "brawls" where zero…
This is old news at this point, but I had a photo stashed in my notes for the purpose of writing about it. A couple weeks back I saw Adam Schefter tweet about some email that Roger Goodell sent to all NFL employees. Here's what it said: NFL commissioner Roger…
Seriously, what's the idea behind this? "I'm just never going to turn right at a red light EVER. FUCK YOU FOR THINKING I WOULD." What on gods green earth is that about? Do they want a trophy or something? Why would you cast such a wide net and force yourself…
I was cruising down the highway a week or two ago and saw this van from aproximately a half-mile back. I FLOORED it. I made sure to get myself into solid post position so that I could get a closer look at it in the upcoming traffic. I'm not going…
All right let me come right out and say it: This is a baseball soft-toss candidate from me this week. But I was up until 5am betting ponies in Hong Kong after losing nearly all of of my cfb bets (F-you SMU), so how much effort do you really want…
I think it's probably safe to say that most everyone saw this video get shared by SportsCenter (and other various sports outlets) a few weeks ago: These workouts really are something else 😳 (via devonlevesque/Instagram) pic.twitter.com/ARHgv1t5F0 — SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) July 29, 2020 When I saw that video, my first reaction…