It's been quite some time since I took out the trash. We've made it to November in 2020 and we're still pretending to quarantine. That's an accomplishment in itself. Without further ado, let's talk garbage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fywBogn3joQ Fantasy Football I could write 50,000 words on why I hate fantasy football and…
Back to my bread and butter this week. Just a good old fashioned bodybuilder TOOL! This guy's work speaks for itself - so let's get right into it. To the 'gram! BIG SLANK. I wonder what being an IFBB Pro Bodybuilder entails? When I was a freshman in college I…
BREAKING NEWS Adam "Schefty" Schefter is a gigantic tool. Thank god you set up your SnakeAlerts! Does it count as breaking news if you have already deduced that Schefty is a tool on your own? What gave it away? Was it the fact that he carries 4 cell phones? Was…
You recognize this guy? Hint - it's not Doug Flutie. Second hint - it's not Joey Bosa. Third hint - it IS a 14-year NFL veteran who ranks #27 on the all-time most points scored list who hits like Brian Dawkins, runs like Devin Hester, and drips like Odell Beckham. …
In the famous words of Grandpa Trav - "I'm back. And I never left." via GIPHY But seriously have I completely killed all of the traffic to this website? Did you guys even notice I wasn't posting anything? I have to admit I got tied up with some personal stuff,…
If you've made it to this blog then presumably you are wondering who the hell is holding that coffee mug. Perhaps you are wondering if it's the guy from Netflix that murdered multiple wives by beating the living shit out of them and then throwing them down staircases before proceeding…
If you recall from Tool of the Week 4, I had referenced the plethora of tools to choose from within the elite class of college football strength coaches. Cue the video!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOu4Nbn0zLk Now THAT is the type of content I'm interested in, ESPN. That's why I turn on your channel…
You know that old expression about "I'd like to sit down and drink a beer with that guy"? Like when Obama was the president and somebody who hated Obama would say "I'd love to sit down and drink a beer with him, I just don't want him as my president."…
The instagram explore (discover?) tab is straight up doing the work for me at this point. Idk if I've researched one too many tools on the 'gram or what. But apparently Mark Zuckerberg thinks I'm into insecure men in their late 30s who reduce their anxiety by taking shirtless pics…
*My reaction to the Big Ten announcing they will play football beginning on October 24th*:via GIPHYAm I allowed to be excited for Big Ten football while also feeling like I am living in some alternate dimension? What world is this where the fate of thousands and thousands of people is…