Keep the faith. Trust the process. Hold the vision. Be patient. BELIEVE.
Take a look at what came across my desk this morning…
This man has lost it 💀 pic.twitter.com/fwVqEmvCUy
— Zachary Wooten (@thewoo205) January 4, 2021
I didn’t have my subtitles turned on, but I’m pretty sure I heard this..
“Phewwwww….shit. Fuuuuuuuck broo. Fuck am I supposed to about thisssss? Fuuuuuck.”
It’s either that or he was practicing his Slytherin Parseltongue voice from Harry Potter.
In case you are late to the party, I placed a longshot future bet on Mike Perry writing child support checks within 11.5 months on July 19, 2020 during TOTW 5. I got terrific odds on this bet because at the time I made it, Mike’s girlfriend wasn’t even pregnant.
I didn’t leave myself a whole lot of wiggle room, but as you can see in my update blog from August, we are right on schedule.
I’m no oddsmaker, but I’d say this new video of Mike laying in a pool of his own blood after bashing his leg through a glass door while wearing swim trunks is moving the odds in my favor.
And apparently I’m not the only one who has a future on Mike Perry spiraling out of control. Lots of others seemed to partake in the fun during the last few days…
How is Mike Perry just now getting stitched up ? Lol pic.twitter.com/JZW1XPGQhu
— Jason Williams (@jasoneg33) January 4, 2021
Mike Perry is having a day. pic.twitter.com/GVuo58feLr
— Jed I. Goodman (@jedigoodman) January 4, 2021
If you had “rage kick glass and bleed out on IG” in the Mike Perry death pool, you might be ready to cash out pic.twitter.com/TfHJqRwNrh
— Freelance Goon (@FreelanceGoon) January 4, 2021
So 2 hours prior to bleeding out on his Instagram Mike Perry was on a boat with Latory
— 💫WholesomeMMA🦥🪐 (@HairyNothrotita) January 4, 2021
This is some real coke head behavior tbh lmao pic.twitter.com/CHzlhne9OL
Bro....he's bleeding half to death drunk in a hallway right now lol read the room. pic.twitter.com/sZWCkxGQia
— Quarantined (@Jooly_N) January 4, 2021
“Can I get a follow back” with the Forrest Gump gif followed by that “read the room” response has to be my personal favorite. Or at least it was until I saw this one:
Watch my recent Mike Perry Breakdown video. Link Below👇
— David Abbasi, MD (@DrDavidAbbasi) January 4, 2021
🩸With the large pool of blood I think he likely lacerated his greater saphenous vein. But if laceration was deeper his posterior tibial artery would be at risk.🙏🏼#mikeperry #ufc #mma #mmatwitterhttps://t.co/sPLTem7IQo pic.twitter.com/Hrf8mmEBVk
That is laugh out loud funny type of stuff. A doctor on twitter breaking down Mike Perry’s video and diagnosing him with a laceration of his greater saphenous vein is truly remarkable stuff. Don’t forget the #ufc hashtag, Doc!
PS – if at any moment you find yourself starting to feel bad for this tool, please refer to the below video:
Mike Perry in a bar fight last night over someone “touching him”.
— MMA Eejit 🇮🇪 (@MMAEejit) July 8, 2020
This is pretty disgusting behaviour from a UFC calibre fighter. Acting like a complete child. pic.twitter.com/ZAuxZTtXtW