Take a look at this Instagram story I came across last week. The footage appeared to start around 7pm local on a Tuesday and ended around 2pm on a Wednesday.
Not only is it alarming how many times I had to click through his story to capture the entire thing..I am also concerned about the part that it’s just one continuous run-on sequence. He seems to have skipped the shut-eye stage altogether.
Now this isn’t me giving him the holier-than-thou lecture. I have been on quite a few weekend benders myself. Guilty as charged. And if that’s all we have here, then I apologize for the false alarm. Consider me relieved. But let’s get serious. The mid-week all nighter practicing your short game at 5am in a bathrobe in between Garth Brooks and Drake songs? That’s cause for concern.
And yes I’m fully aware that Johnny has previously shown us he likes to have a good time. But my understanding was he recently got sober. I don’t have any concrete evidence that confirms he was boozing during this bender, but the quantity of cigars he’s plowing through makes me wonder if he could fail a sobriety test with just stogies. Let’s take a quick peak back at the Cleveland days..
“Johhny appears to be holding a can. We don’t know what it is, but his friend has a bottle in each hand too.” It’s a four loko lady, c’mon. When did you graduate college, 1990? I actually remember seeing this video live and the reason I remember it is because it was either on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve. Whichever day it was I recall it cracking me up. Most people are cuddled up with family and friends around the living room watching Rudolph while Johnny and some college buddy are drinking four lokos at a living room party of 2.
The second reason I remember this video is that it occurred shortly after a different video surfaced of Johnny in a club while playing for the Browns. He took a lot of backlash for the club video and if I remember correctly the Browns put him in some sort of party timeout. When I saw the Christmas video I thought I had his kryptonite figured out : It was the song.
Johnny wasn’t addicted to partying. He was addicted to having a beverage while dancing to March Madness by Future.
Anyway, that was quite a tangent, but the point is that Johnny has had his difficulties indulging in a few too many cocktails in the past.
So I’m simply bringing this golf bender to light in order to say that if you know Johnny Football, please keep an eye on him and make sure he isn’t heading back down the road of bad decisions. We must protect this living legend at all costs.
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