Just wanted to stop by and wish all the GarbageHeads a Happy 4th of July. I hope you all have a joyful but safe weekend filled with family, friends, and cold ones.
And F you Joey Chestnut for eating 75 hot dogs. The greatest value bet of the year is hammering the under on Joey Chestnut eating an unrealistic number of hot dogs. No matter how high it is, meatheads (no pun intended) across the country will go OVER OVER OVER all day long in the name of America. That fact combined with the coronavirus circumstances seemed like a no-brainer he could not eat 73.5 hot dogs. Yet this freak of nature delivered and set a new world record eating 75 dogs in 10 minutes.
But it’s all good, just gonna make the winnings that much sweeter when we go under 71.5 next year. How did I come up with 71.5 you ask? Because I just graphed the historical data and plugged in “2021” to that trendline equation and it spit out 71.2196429 hot dogs.
$$$EASY MONEY$$$
