WHAT IT DO BABYYY
Snake here. How was your weekend brothas? I’m just checking in to tip you off on a free money alert. Every once in a while Vegas misses the forest for the trees. Full disclosure I don’t know what that expression means, but I’m telling you that Vegas apparently hasn’t been watching Daniel Cormier during the last 12 months. We’ve got a real opportunity on our hands here.
That’s right ladies and gents. We’ve got a pick’em for Miocic-Cormier ROUND 3. I literally thought those odds were a Bovada misprint when I first saw them. This is a finance douchebags dream scenario. Miocic +100!?? You’re telling me that I can get a 100% return over a timespan of like 15 minutes?? Godammit I love gambling.
I don’t have a lot of due diligence to provide you with here. My biggest selling point would be something that happened to me about a month ago after watching the Saturday night fights. My brother sent me a text that said “Taking out my life savings to bet against Daniel Cormier in his next fight, whenever that is.” He COULD NOT BE more correct here. Daniel Cormier is washed like a Bosch frontloader. Guy stinks.
I actually couldn’t believe he is still fighting. I’ve seen him commentating the fights so often lately I just assumed he hung it up. He’s got the Jay Glazer thing going on where he constantly looks overweight, sweaty, and uncomfortably out of breath. My heart rate goes up 5 bpm just looking at him. What is he 45 years old? He’s done. Donezo. You can’t put down the Twinkies on Friday night and then fight for the title on Saturday against a guy like this.
Miocic wins this fight and it’s not close. After this asskicking he’s about to suffer I would not be shocked to see (I’d go as far as to say I expect to see) Cormier to retire tonight. Take it to the bank. Dance on em Stipe!!!
STIPE KNOCKS OUT DC IN ROUND 4!!!#AndNew! What a fight! #UFC241 pic.twitter.com/ocJIfpRvyj
— UFC (@ufc) August 18, 2019
PS – I bet on Cormier a year ago during Miocic-Cormier 2 and he cost me so much money that I’ll never forgive him. Never met the guy. Probably an awesome dude. But I hate his guts. There’s a very good chance this is simply me betting with my heart and Cormier ends up dicking me over twice. But F it, I’m going down swinging.